Thursday 14 July 2011

How does one "whore" out a blog?

I was sitting on my bed, going through other people's blogs when it hit me. I want to have a successful blog. No, I want to rule the world with my blog. World blogination. Okay well not rule the whole world since that would seem to take a lot of work and lets face it, I am way too lazy for that. But maybe like a city of bloggers where everything is catered to our every desire.



So back to my original question. How does one whore out a blog? Well the first thing that came to mind is hiring an exotic dancer's backside, kind of like a billboard but instead of plastic and cardboard, it will be a strippers ass.


I also googled how much it cost to hire a stripper ass and well...The prank was on me.
HAHAHAHAHA!!* psycho eyes* pulls out hair*chews on it*


Wow- so much porn. Anyways...

 Do I stand on the side of the road but instead of begging, I hold up a sign that has my blog address?
Or do I make t-shirts with M&M written on the tits and have the whole address on the back?
Maybe I should go door to door like a Jehovas' witness. Or go door to door caroling. Maybe both.

Well I am not sure which to do yet so all I have been doing is reading other people's blogs and following the ones I love and leaving a comment or two (Maybe in the vain hope they will come to M&M and love my blog too or something *cough*)

But in all seriousness, there is some major talent out there and I just want to express my awe and thanks in having these people either comment positively on one or two of my posts or actually follow me
*Happy Dance* 

To properly express my gratitude:

I really want to see what they blanked out...
And in other unrelated news...

I passed my Drivers!!!! Whoop whoop! Finally!

And my dog is still an idiot...but those are stories for another day.

3 comments:

  1. I will support your campaign for world blogination! (nice word btw.. I give it 2 thumbs up) And congratulations on your Drivers!

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  2. Thank you:D Yay! world blogination ftw!

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  3. Congratulations on the driver's exam! And please, feel free to express your gratitude with more half naked extremely hot men. That doesn't hurt my feelings at all.
    Also, start promoting yourself on Twitter; I've gotten a ton of followers since I started using it.

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