|I think it's the shower cap.|
*Couple of minutes go by...
Shit okay, I really can't remember. Umm...kitty cats, rainbows, corn field, evil children, yellow, fur, sneakers. Those are the words that have popped into my head, in that order. I am afraid I might get Alzheimer's when I'm older, my memory sucks. It's an actual fear of mine.
*Starts to hum the jaws theme music
*Picks at hangnail
*Stares at ceiling
*Plays with foot
*Yells in pain when said foot gets a horrendous cramp
*Glares at foot menacingly
*Remembers to buy slippers
While I was looking up phobias...Weird? Me? Nah... I found this:
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Way to fail there, scientist people.
How on earth do you even pronounce that? I have gotten upto the hippopotamus part and thats it.
And now for the top 5 phobia cock blocks
1.Hominophobia- Fear of men.
2.Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture
3. Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
4. Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
5. Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
This post makes no sense...I'm so sorry