(Please note...I started this post on the 27 of January) (I'm a bit late) (Sorry)
I'm back! I didn't mean to stay away for so long but alas, I am a procrastinator and all of a sudden it's nearly the end of January. And nearly my birthday which is on the 30th...(My Birthday has come and gone)
I am BIG on birthdays. See how serious I am? I capitalised, made it bold and underlined it. I love birthdays! It is the one day of the year that you can do anything and everything you want. Want that dress? No problem! Want cake with no calories? Sure! It is a magical day. Now you probably think "For fucks sake, grow up, not everything is sunshine and rainbows" and you know what I say to that? Peter Pan didn't have to, you pessimistic son of a dirty whore, go do drugs off a dirty toilet seat.
And now to celebrate my birthday online I have compiled a bunch of my favourite quotes, pictures...etc
Peter: Here honey, I got you this greeting card.
Lois: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
Stewie: How do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?
Brian: Hey, that guy is a d**k.