There is a game I like to play with myself, It is called Think of poor starving animals that have incurable diseases and stop feeling sorry for myself game. Maybe you are wondering why I said animals and not children, maybe you aren't but I am going to tell you anyway because this is my mother effing blog. The answer is quite simply I love animals and I barely tolerate children. Not all children mind you just the ones that act like minions of the dead and their sole purpose in life is to make the most heinous noises ever heard to man kind. The kind of child I would push into a busy street and when the mother looks at me with gratitude in her eyes I would be like. "No thanks necessary ma'am." and then jump onto my mighty unicorn and ride over the rainbow. But I digress... back to the subject at hand...*Tries to remember subject*
*Gets distracted by kitty cat
*Yells at cat for clawing off a button on the keyboard
*Finally remembers, the be grateful for not having an incurable disease game...something something
Okay so this game is not fun but I play it when I feel like I'm having a mood swing. Sometimes it works...
|This is me, I look exactly like that|
Sometimes it doesn't ...
|I don't look this cute while crying|
|I look more like this...|