First thing I would do is check out my package, apparently it is quite important in a mans world.
Awesome thing number 1:
While on road trips if the urge to pee is strong, you can pee in a bottle! You don't even have to stop! this thought is amazing to me for I have a story to tell about a bad road trip pee story. (Coming soon :D)
The itchy crotch, us women have all been there when you are out in public and...the itch occurs...we have our little tricks to scratch but it never fully satisfies the irritating crawliness. When a man has an itch, they just reach down their pants and do whatever they do while they are down there.
All happy shopping but then...
The dreaded itch!
Get kicked in the family jewels! Yes, I want to see what all the fuss is about. Is it really as painful as they say or do they do it on the off chance their girlfriend feels sorry for them and become their butler for the day
I would wear nothing except a long coat then I would sit in a park and when somebody comes past I'll flash and shake my willy so it goes in circles whilst making helicopter noises. (I would practice at home first-I shall call it the willycopter)
I would walk around without a top on! Oh the joys of it being a hot summer day and having nothing squeezing around the chest area.
|Society accepts. (Not that I blame them)|
|Society frowns upon|
Most awesome reason of all:
NO PERIODS EVER!!!!!
But is all that enough reason to stop being a girl? No? I agree...